In context: PC game companies may have different products, but they all have one thing in common – they label just about anything as “gambling” in the hopes of taking your hard-earned money. And then there’s a company that’s constantly pushing the boundaries of “player needs” beyond the line. Bauhutte has reinvigorated its line with products you probably didn’t know there was a market for. This time around, the company’s new in-game massager called… you guessed it, Hand Massager.
You grab your gaming glasses, put on your gaming gloves, and sit down on your gaming chair. You’re ready to show the world why you’re one of the best in the video gaming world. But after a few hours of battling with your trusty gaming keyboard and gaming mouse, you feel like your hands just can’t take it anymore.
You are so close to this boss fight, so close to 1,000 more subscribers, and so close to the game’s fame … you can’t give up now! But what can you do? You can stick your hand in the new Bauhutte Hand massager for gamers.
The new massager offers users the same feature-rich functionality as other products from Bauhutte, such as the Play mat and the Elite Damegi 4G Ninja Onesie, with the “Drop Seat System 6.0”. According to the website, which states that “hand care before and after game is a new custom,” the massager has the ability to help players warm up their hands before a game, improve and refresh circulation. during breaks and to cool the hand. by loosening stiff fingers.
The unit includes a 15-layer airbag that encompasses the user’s hand using two different settings, acupressure mode and finger pull mode.
If you find that you cannot live without the Hand Massager, you might be interested in supplementing your relaxation with the Foot Massager from Bauhutte. The unit offers three individual massage programs to de-stress and improve circulation.
And for those who are constantly forced to choose between your furry friends and your online friends … worry no more! Bauhutte’s 2 Nyan Garoo (Meowgaroo) hoodie is specially designed for you to share your play accomplishments with your cat.
If necessary, you can get up to go to the bathroom without disturbing your feline companion. I didn’t make this up, it’s really in the summary of the product’s features.
Most of the products appear to be limited to the delivery areas served by Amazon Japan. I guess those of us who can’t order will have to learn to be content with our keyboard cats and ordinary old mattresses.